Malcolm Tucker might be more of a role model than a satirical warning.

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Still looking good! Happy 54th birthday Morrissey, you miserable bugger.
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IT’S WEREWOLF TIME.
In celebration of my friend Mags’ TEA SHOP launching its WEREWOLF blend this weekend, if you come to see me at London MCM, you can get a bag of werewolf Beastly Beverages tea with every print of this that you pick up! Conversely, after the weekend, if you buy a tea from Mags, you’ll get a cute little postcard print of Barnabas Woff here, with his tiny pink teaset.
Markers, May 2013.
Roll on Sunday, I need me a nice shiny werewolf print and accompanying specialist tea.
Here they all are, scrappily doodled in biro and markers on stolen paper, all in one place. I started out with cool-looking monster ones, and then… realised… that actually the best ones are the stupid ones. Hypgela nearly killed me.
BRING ME A CUTALES, WORLD.
LET’S ROTATE THE BOARD
DAS IST NUMBERWANG
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Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
Unless he just charmed the spoon to auto-stir and is derping about with his finger without realising because all of his attention is focused on the book.
You know. Like the way I start masturbating without realising it when I’m reading Private Eye?
I mean this is all great stuff but the important thing here is that Ian Brown is a wizard.